I made a Mass Effect parody of "The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang, and I thought I'd share it.
"The Mass Touch"
Aha! Well now, we call this the act of mating,
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and aliens that you should know about.
(Interspecies intercourse.)
Sweat, baby, sweat! Baby, sex is a Therum drought.
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Mordin knows about.
So put your hands down my pants, and I'll show you my reach.
Yes, I'm here now. Yes, I'm loyal. Love that flexibility.
You've had enough of human touch. You want it rough. You're out of guys.
I want you, Shepard, heavy risk, girl, but I think about the prize.
Come quicker than the Geth, not worried about death, just like Exo-Geni stock you are inclined
To make me rise four hours early just like Presidium time.
Do it now!
DNA, baby, ain't nothin' but letters,
So let's do it like they do on all of those Fornax covers.
Do it again now!
DNA, baby, ain't nothin' but letters,
So let's do it like they do on all of those Fornax covers.
Gettin' chafin' now!
Love, the kind you need to use a map and textbook,
Like a lost Prothean mine beacon, only charts know where to stick it.
Holographics? Let me be your codex, I wanna read all your intel please,
But I got this notion that the lotion in your cabin means a "tender battery."
So if I theorize on your thighs all night, before I start to calibrate,
You'll turn me on. I'm locked and loaded with an unpopped heatsink, babe.
So show me yours, I'll show you mine. Just promise me that you won't ingest.
And then we'll figure out a style where we can watch those vids best.
Do it now!
DNA, baby, ain't nothin' but letters,
So let's do it like they do on all of those Fornax covers.
Do it again now!
DNA, baby, ain't nothin' but letters,
So let's do it like they do on all of those Fornax covers.
Gettin' chafin' now!
DNA, baby, ain't nothin' but letters,
So let's do it like they do on all of those Fornax covers.
Do it again now!
DNA, baby, ain't nothin' but letters,
So let's do it like they do on all of those Fornax covers.
Do it now!
DNA, baby, ain't nothin' but letters,
So let's do it like they do on all of those Fornax covers.
Do it again now!
DNA, baby, ain't nothin' but letters,
So let's do it like they do on all of those Fornax covers.
Gettin' chafin' now!
(Here's a link to the actual song:
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The Mass Touch, A Song Parody
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